{"id":162,"date":"2007-10-09T04:19:10","date_gmt":"2007-10-09T08:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/10\/09\/schip-haiku\/"},"modified":"2007-10-10T20:23:03","modified_gmt":"2007-10-11T00:23:03","slug":"schip-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/10\/09\/schip-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"SCHIP Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At long last, the real reason <a href=\"http:\/\/www.detnews.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20071007\/OPINION03\/710070307\/1008\/OPINION01\">George W. Bush vetoed SCHIP<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>SCHIP HAIKU<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Bush vetoed S-CHIP<br \/>\nCuz he had a better plan:<br \/>\nNo Child Left Alive.<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/health_humor.html\">more of my health humor here.<\/a>)<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong><br \/>\nAyn Clouter seasons<br \/>\nHer blog with parody poems,<br \/>\nInspiring laughter.<\/p>\n<p>Why did I post a haiku about <a href=\"http:\/\/aynclouter.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/please-may-i-have-some-more-once-again.html\">Ayn Clouter<\/a>?\u00a0 Because she responded to my SCHIP haiku with some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reachm.com\/amstreet\/archives\/2007\/10\/10\/please-may-i-have-some-more\/\">haiku of her own<\/a>. [tags]SCHIP Humor, Children&#8217;s Health Insurance Plan[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At long last, the real reason George W. Bush vetoed SCHIP: SCHIP HAIKU By Madeleine Begun Kane Bush vetoed S-CHIP Cuz he had a better plan: No Child Left Alive. (You can find more of my health humor here.)\u00a0 Update: Ayn Clouter seasons Her blog with parody poems, Inspiring laughter. Why did I post a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,20,52,5,71,7,3,9,123,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-george-bush","category-gop-humor","category-health-satire","category-news-haiku","category-political-haiku","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-schip-humor","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}