{"id":16090,"date":"2020-10-08T15:47:38","date_gmt":"2020-10-08T19:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=16090"},"modified":"2020-10-08T15:47:38","modified_gmt":"2020-10-08T19:47:38","slug":"pences-flying-friend-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2020\/10\/08\/pences-flying-friend-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Pence&#8217;s Flying Friend (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2020\/10\/07\/us\/politics\/the-fly-pence-head.html\">Headline:<\/a> &#8220;A fly sat atop Mike Pence\u2019s head for two minutes during the V.P. debate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A fly&#8217;s lengthy stay on Mike&#8217;s head<br \/>\n(Two minutes, until the fly fled)<br \/>\nWent unnoticed by Pence,<br \/>\nOr ignored. Makes no sense,<br \/>\nUnless Pence is a robot &#8230; or dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: &#8220;A fly sat atop Mike Pence\u2019s head for two minutes during the V.P. debate.&#8221; A fly&#8217;s lengthy stay on Mike&#8217;s head (Two minutes, until the fly fled) Went unnoticed by Pence, Or ignored. Makes no sense, Unless Pence is a robot &#8230; or dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,124,21,20,1362,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3744,3508,3743,2882,3745,3742],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16090"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16090"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16093,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16090\/revisions\/16093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}