{"id":15938,"date":"2020-05-04T18:15:35","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T22:15:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15938"},"modified":"2020-05-04T18:15:35","modified_gmt":"2020-05-04T22:15:35","slug":"trumps-rush-to-reopen-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2020\/05\/04\/trumps-rush-to-reopen-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s Rush To Reopen (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Donald&#8217;s rush to reopen stokes dread<br \/>\nCuz he&#8217;d risk causing many more dead.<br \/>\nThough he claims he&#8217;ll abide<br \/>\nBy data as guide,<br \/>\nTrump&#8217;s metrics are hatched in his head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald&#8217;s rush to reopen stokes dread Cuz he&#8217;d risk causing many more dead. Though he claims he&#8217;ll abide By data as guide, Trump&#8217;s metrics are hatched in his head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,20,52,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3694,3692,2897,3719,3691],"class_list":["post-15938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-health-satire","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-coronavirus","tag-covid-19","tag-donald-trump","tag-metrics","tag-pandemic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15938"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15940,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15938\/revisions\/15940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}