{"id":15870,"date":"2020-03-09T17:52:46","date_gmt":"2020-03-09T21:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15870"},"modified":"2020-03-09T17:52:46","modified_gmt":"2020-03-09T21:52:46","slug":"mitt-romney-pens-a-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2020\/03\/09\/mitt-romney-pens-a-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitt Romney Pens A Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mitt Romney has penned a limerick, inspired by these two headlines:<\/p>\n

“SEN. MITT ROMNEY DISINVITED FROM CPAC 2020 AFTER VOTING TO HEAR WITNESS TESTIMONY IN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL”<\/a><\/p>\n

“4 members of Congress — including lawmaker who shook Trump’s hand — to self-quarantine after CPAC”<\/a><\/p>\n

Here’s Romney’s limerick:<\/p>\n

Dear CPAC, your disinvitation
\nWas a blessing. I’m feeling elation;
\nIt seems Covid-19
\nWas, alas, at your scene,
\nAnd I wasn’t, so thanks. Big ovation!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mitt Romney has penned a limerick, inspired by these two headlines: “SEN. MITT ROMNEY DISINVITED FROM CPAC 2020 AFTER VOTING TO HEAR WITNESS TESTIMONY IN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL” “4 members of Congress — including lawmaker who shook Trump’s hand — to self-quarantine after CPAC” Here’s Romney’s limerick: Dear CPAC, your disinvitation Was a blessing. I’m feeling […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,126,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3694,3692,524,1250],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15870"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15870"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15873,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15870\/revisions\/15873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}