Trump slashed funds meant for health expertise
\nAnd starved agencies aimed at disease.
\nBut when COVID-19
\nDims the stock market sheen,
\nIt’s the fault of the Left, says the sleaze.<\/p>\n
A vaccine’s “very close,” Donald lies.
\n(An assertion that NO expert buys.)
\nWe’re in “great shape,” he swears.
\nHow will Trump stop those bears?
\nSell his lies for a stock market rise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Trump slashed funds meant for health expertise And starved agencies aimed at disease. But when COVID-19 Dims the stock market sheen, It’s the fault of the Left, says the sleaze. A vaccine’s “very close,” Donald lies. (An assertion that NO expert buys.) We’re in “great shape,” he swears. How will Trump stop those bears? Sell […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,20,52,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2629,3692,2897,3690,2551,3691,3693],"class_list":["post-15848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-health-satire","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-cdc","tag-covid-19","tag-donald-trump","tag-epidemic","tag-epidemics-limerick","tag-pandemic","tag-who"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15848"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15851,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15848\/revisions\/15851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}