{"id":15655,"date":"2019-08-15T15:17:03","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T19:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15655"},"modified":"2019-08-15T15:30:10","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T19:30:10","slug":"trump-induced-stress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2019\/08\/15\/trump-induced-stress\/","title":{"rendered":"Try To Relax! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

When pressure has taken its toll,
\nRelaxation’s a laudable goal.
\nBut getting there’s hard
\nIf your path remains marred
\nBy Donald’s eluding the Hole.<\/p>\n

(National Relaxation Day<\/a> is August 15.)<\/p>\n

*********<\/p>\n

Strawberries grow wild
\nin our “little house” front yard.
\nWe’re farmers! Who knew?<\/p>\n

“#IMAFARMERLIKENUNES TRENDS AFTER REPORT DEVIN NUNES’ ‘FARM’ IS ABOUT ‘100 SQUARE FEET”<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When pressure has taken its toll, Relaxation’s a laudable goal. But getting there’s hard If your path remains marred By Donald’s eluding the Hole. (National Relaxation Day is August 15.) ********* Strawberries grow wild in our “little house” front yard. We’re farmers! Who knew? “#IMAFARMERLIKENUNES TRENDS AFTER REPORT DEVIN NUNES’ ‘FARM’ IS ABOUT ‘100 SQUARE […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,2495,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3251,2897,2921,3633],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15655"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15655"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15659,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15655\/revisions\/15659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}