{"id":15488,"date":"2019-04-12T16:26:41","date_gmt":"2019-04-12T20:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15488"},"modified":"2019-04-12T19:45:05","modified_gmt":"2019-04-12T23:45:05","slug":"woe-is-roger-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2019\/04\/12\/woe-is-roger-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Roger Stone’s Woes (Two-Verse)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headline:<\/a> “Roger Stone’s woes: He’s broke. Donald Trump doesn’t call. And his wife broke her ankle.”<\/p>\n

Poor Roger — he claims that he’s broke.
\nAre we s’posed to feel bad for that bloke?
\nHe’s been gagged and is under
\nIndictment; his blunder
\nIs breaking the law. What a joke!<\/p>\n

Roger Stone also whines that he misses
\nGood pal Donald. (No calls, hugs, or kisses?)
\nWhat a horror he paints;
\nRoger’s full of complaints.
\nBut I find it quite easy to diss his.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Headline: “Roger Stone’s woes: He’s broke. Donald Trump doesn’t call. And his wife broke her ankle.” Poor Roger — he claims that he’s broke. Are we s’posed to feel bad for that bloke? He’s been gagged and is under Indictment; his blunder Is breaking the law. What a joke! Roger Stone also whines that he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2897,3185],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15488"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15488"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15495,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15488\/revisions\/15495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}