{"id":15418,"date":"2019-03-05T16:54:26","date_gmt":"2019-03-05T20:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15418"},"modified":"2019-03-05T16:55:33","modified_gmt":"2019-03-05T20:55:33","slug":"trump-humps-flag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2019\/03\/05\/trump-humps-flag\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick to the Flag-Humper-in-Chief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/2019\/03\/quote-day-joy-behar-trumps-flag-hugging\">Joy Behar<\/a>, on Trump at CPAC: &#8220;If he hugged that flag any closer he would have to pay it hush money.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dear Donald, when out on the stump<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t lunge at our flag and then hump.<br \/>\nSuch an act&#8217;s unbecoming<br \/>\nAnd vulgar &#8212; mind-numbing.<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s your next flag-act? Taking a dump?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joy Behar, on Trump at CPAC: &#8220;If he hugged that flag any closer he would have to pay it hush money.&#8221; Dear Donald, when out on the stump Please don&#8217;t lunge at our flag and then hump. Such an act&#8217;s unbecoming And vulgar &#8212; mind-numbing. What&#8217;s your next flag-act? Taking a dump?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3582,524,2897,3408,3583,3166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15418"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15418"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15422,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15418\/revisions\/15422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}