{"id":15403,"date":"2019-02-19T20:54:59","date_gmt":"2019-02-20T00:54:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15403"},"modified":"2019-02-19T21:16:56","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T01:16:56","slug":"sundry-national-emergency-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2019\/02\/19\/sundry-national-emergency-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Sundry National Emergency Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Trump breaches<br \/>\nseparation of powers&#8211;<br \/>\nRepublicans shrug.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>How To Lose A Case:<\/p>\n<p>1. Declare national emergency.<\/p>\n<p>2. Say &#8220;I didn&#8217;t need to do this,&#8221; as your lawyers tear their remaining hair out.<\/p>\n<p>3. Stand by for courts to agree that you, indeed, &#8220;didn&#8217;t need to do this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Unpersuadable,<br \/>\nImpervious to the facts&#8211;<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s Donald Trump&#8217;s base.<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/>\nToday, Lindsey Graham defended Trump&#8217;s unconstitutional &#8220;national emergency&#8221; declaration:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s just say for a moment that he took some money out of the military construction budget,&#8221; Graham said. &#8220;I would say it&#8217;s better for the middle-school kids in Kentucky to have a secure border. We&#8217;ll get them the school they need. But right now we&#8217;ve got a national emergency on our hands.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s next for Lindsey Graham? Any day now, we just might be hearing this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s just say for a moment that the President executed Nancy Pelosi, the person most responsible for blocking his wall. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, that would be unfortunate. But I would say it&#8217;s better for middle-school kids and all Americans to have a secure border. We&#8217;ll get them the  new House Speaker they need. But right now we&#8217;ve got a national emergency on our hands.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>DONALD TRUMP: &#8220;We will have a national emergency and we will then be sued and they will sue us in the 9th circuit, even though it shouldn\u2019t be there&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hey Donald, if you don&#8217;t want cases to go to the 9th Circuit, stop screwing California.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Trump breaches separation of powers&#8211; Republicans shrug. ***** How To Lose A Case: 1. Declare national emergency. 2. Say &#8220;I didn&#8217;t need to do this,&#8221; as your lawyers tear their remaining hair out. 3. Stand by for courts to agree that you, indeed, &#8220;didn&#8217;t need to do this.&#8221; ***** Unpersuadable, Impervious to the facts&#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,114,20,772,719,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[343,2994,3043,1653,776,559,673,2544],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15403"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15403"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15407,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15403\/revisions\/15407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}