{"id":154,"date":"2007-09-15T14:58:04","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T18:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/09\/15\/headlines-from-the-new-things-to-worry-about-department\/"},"modified":"2007-09-16T02:59:12","modified_gmt":"2007-09-16T06:59:12","slug":"headlines-from-the-new-things-to-worry-about-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/09\/15\/headlines-from-the-new-things-to-worry-about-department\/","title":{"rendered":"Headlines From The &#8220;New Things To Worry About&#8221; Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but I&#8217;m sufficiently nervous about GWB destroying the world as we know it.\u00a0So I really\u00a0don&#8217;t need new scary things to worry about:<\/p>\n<p>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/story\/0,23599,22424121-13762,00.html\">Being autopsied while still, technically, alive.<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.local6.com\/news\/14117665\/detail.html\">Swimming in hot lakes causes amoeba-related deaths.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>* <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/science\/nature\/6994595.stm\">&#8220;Computers could mimic human speech so perfectly that vocal terrorism could be a new threat in 10-15 years&#8217; time&#8230;&#8221;<\/a> (We&#8217;re already getting enough vocal terrorism from Bush &#8212; thank you very much!)[tags]Autopsied Alive, Computerized Vocal Terrorism, Hot Lakes, Killer Amoeba, President Bush[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but I&#8217;m sufficiently nervous about GWB destroying the world as we know it.\u00a0So I really\u00a0don&#8217;t need new scary things to worry about: * Being autopsied while still, technically, alive.\u00a0 * Swimming in hot lakes causes amoeba-related deaths. * &#8220;Computers could mimic human speech so perfectly that vocal terrorism could be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,111],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}