{"id":15393,"date":"2019-02-11T21:13:03","date_gmt":"2019-02-12T01:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15393"},"modified":"2019-02-11T21:18:19","modified_gmt":"2019-02-12T01:18:19","slug":"pete-hegseth-germs-are-not-a-real-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2019\/02\/11\/pete-hegseth-germs-are-not-a-real-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Wash Your Hands, For Pete&#8217;s Sake! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-us-canada-47201923\">BBC News:<\/a> &#8220;Fox News host Pete Hegseth has confessed on air that he has not washed his hands for 10 years because &#8216;germs are not a real thing'&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>A fellow on Fox, known as Pete,<br \/>\nSays that germs don&#8217;t exist. So don&#8217;t greet<br \/>\nThat odd man. Take a stand;<br \/>\nHe won&#8217;t wash either hand!<br \/>\n(I&#8217;m not sure what he does with his feet.)<\/p>\n<p>For the record,<a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/money\/2019\/02\/11\/fox-news-host-pete-hegseth-wash-hands-10-years\/2835616002\/\"> Hegseth now claims he was joking<\/a>, but just in case&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BBC News: &#8220;Fox News host Pete Hegseth has confessed on air that he has not washed his hands for 10 years because &#8216;germs are not a real thing&#8217;&#8221;. A fellow on Fox, known as Pete, Says that germs don&#8217;t exist. So don&#8217;t greet That odd man. Take a stand; He won&#8217;t wash either hand! (I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[585,26,6],"tags":[1393,278,3572,3573,3571],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15393"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15393"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15398,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15393\/revisions\/15398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}