{"id":15369,"date":"2019-01-19T00:55:24","date_gmt":"2019-01-19T04:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15369"},"modified":"2019-01-19T00:55:24","modified_gmt":"2019-01-19T04:55:24","slug":"tease-in-chief-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2019\/01\/19\/tease-in-chief-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tease-In-Chief (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2019\/01\/18\/trump-to-make-a-major-announcement-about-border-and-shutdown.html\">Headline:<\/a> &#8220;Trump says he will make a \u2018major\u2019 announcement on Saturday about the border and government shutdown&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dear Trump, that announcement you&#8217;re teasing<br \/>\nIs only of int&#8217;rest and pleasing,<br \/>\nIf the gov isn&#8217;t closed<br \/>\nAnd you say you&#8217;re disposed<br \/>\nTo resign. Failing that, halt your wheezing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: &#8220;Trump says he will make a \u2018major\u2019 announcement on Saturday about the border and government shutdown&#8221; Dear Trump, that announcement you&#8217;re teasing Is only of int&#8217;rest and pleasing, If the gov isn&#8217;t closed And you say you&#8217;re disposed To resign. Failing that, halt your wheezing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,116,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3043,2897,1560,3042,3536],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15369"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15369"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15371,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15369\/revisions\/15371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}