{"id":15330,"date":"2019-01-11T19:57:58","date_gmt":"2019-01-11T23:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15330"},"modified":"2019-01-11T20:04:13","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T00:04:13","slug":"fake-emergency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2019\/01\/11\/fake-emergency\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald&#8217;s Just-Pretend Emergency (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-15330-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Emergency-2.m4a?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Emergency-2.m4a\">http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Emergency-2.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s attempting a blackmail-insurgency:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve the right to declare an emergency.<br \/>\nBut I WON&#8217;T do it yet.<br \/>\nRight now it\u2019s a threat!\u201d &#8230;<br \/>\nWhich proves that there&#8217;s really no urgency.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trump&#8217;s attempting a blackmail-insurgency: &#8220;I&#8217;ve the right to declare an emergency. But I WON&#8217;T do it yet. Right now it\u2019s a threat!\u201d &#8230; Which proves that there&#8217;s really no urgency.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,1186,2354,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2964,3043,2897,1560,618,2569,2919,3558,3473,3042,3019,3557,3536],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15330"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15330"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15336,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15330\/revisions\/15336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}