{"id":15325,"date":"2019-01-11T16:18:56","date_gmt":"2019-01-11T20:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15325"},"modified":"2019-01-11T17:24:57","modified_gmt":"2019-01-11T21:24:57","slug":"trump-no-deal-maker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2019\/01\/11\/trump-no-deal-maker\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Our So-Called Deal-Maker"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-15325-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Deal-Maker.m4a?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Deal-Maker.m4a\">http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Deal-Maker.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>The self-described deal-maker fails<br \/>\nTo close deals. Donald&#8217;s thwarted? He bails.<br \/>\nNancy ties him in knots,<br \/>\nAnd whenever he spots<br \/>\nHer he&#8217;ll plotz, as his orange skin pales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The self-described deal-maker fails To close deals. Donald&#8217;s thwarted? He bails. Nancy ties him in knots, And whenever he spots Her he&#8217;ll plotz, as his orange skin pales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,1186,116,700,2104,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3301,3043,3078,3554,3348,3036,3339,2897,1560,3473,3042,2848,3536,3556],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15325"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15325"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15329,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15325\/revisions\/15329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}