{"id":15272,"date":"2019-01-06T18:26:15","date_gmt":"2019-01-06T22:26:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15272"},"modified":"2019-01-06T18:26:15","modified_gmt":"2019-01-06T22:26:15","slug":"3-verse-trump-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2019\/01\/06\/3-verse-trump-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Open 3-Verse Limerick To Donald Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-15272-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/3-Verse.m4a?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/3-Verse.m4a\">http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/3-Verse.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>I won&#8217;t ask you, dear Trump, not to lie.<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t stop, so don&#8217;t bother to try.<br \/>\nAnd nor will I ask<br \/>\nYou to do any task<br \/>\nThat requires a warm-hearted guy.<\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s really no need to pretend<br \/>\nThat the law isn&#8217;t something you bend<br \/>\nTo benefit you<br \/>\nAnd a very small few:<br \/>\nYour children &#8230; and maybe a friend.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t EVEN say, Donald don&#8217;t whine.<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t help it, I know, so that&#8217;s fine.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve a single request,<br \/>\nAnd it isn&#8217;t &#8220;Be Best.&#8221;<br \/>\nI am begging you: Kindly Resign!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I won&#8217;t ask you, dear Trump, not to lie. You can&#8217;t stop, so don&#8217;t bother to try. And nor will I ask You to do any task That requires a warm-hearted guy. And there&#8217;s really no need to pretend That the law isn&#8217;t something you bend To benefit you And a very small few: Your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[466,1550,20,2,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2527,1288,2897,2711,494,3013],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15272"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15272"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15306,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15272\/revisions\/15306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}