{"id":15198,"date":"2018-12-21T23:07:11","date_gmt":"2018-12-22T03:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15198"},"modified":"2018-12-24T15:31:08","modified_gmt":"2018-12-24T19:31:08","slug":"bad-news-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/12\/21\/bad-news-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Shocking News (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-15198-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Our-Shocking-News.m4a?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Our-Shocking-News.m4a\">http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Our-Shocking-News.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>The news keeps delivering shocks:<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a daily new low for our stocks;<br \/>\nJames Mattis resigned;<br \/>\nTrump (as usual) whined;<br \/>\nAnd we seem to be governed by Fox.<\/p>\n<p>There is plenty more bad news to list,<br \/>\nAnd the thought of it all makes me pissed.<br \/>\nThe government&#8217;s closed,<br \/>\nAnd our nation&#8217;s been hosed<br \/>\nBy a felon. (Well, you get the gist.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The news keeps delivering shocks: There&#8217;s a daily new low for our stocks; James Mattis resigned; Trump (as usual) whined; And we seem to be governed by Fox. There is plenty more bad news to list, And the thought of it all makes me pissed. The government&#8217;s closed, And our nation&#8217;s been hosed By a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,1186,6,7,3,9,540,17],"tags":[3542,2897,3535,1560,3537,2544,3536,553,690],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15198"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15198"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15220,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15198\/revisions\/15220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}