{"id":15040,"date":"2018-11-28T20:55:13","date_gmt":"2018-11-29T00:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15040"},"modified":"2018-11-28T20:55:13","modified_gmt":"2018-11-29T00:55:13","slug":"trump-christmas-savior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/11\/28\/trump-christmas-savior\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump, Christmas&#8217;s Savior? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MadKane\/status\/1067939018971799552\">Josh Dawsey<\/a>: \u200f &#8220;Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke introduced POTUS by calling him &#8216;the man who brought Christmas back&#8217; at tonight&#8217;s tree lighting ceremony, per pool report.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ryan Zinke asserted tonight<br \/>\nThat the Prez brought an end to the blight<br \/>\nOf a Christmas that&#8217;s gone;<br \/>\nBrought it back &#8212; a new dawn&#8230;<br \/>\nWill he magic&#8217;lly make the day WHITE?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Josh Dawsey: \u200f &#8220;Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke introduced POTUS by calling him &#8216;the man who brought Christmas back&#8217; at tonight&#8217;s tree lighting ceremony, per pool report.&#8221; Ryan Zinke asserted tonight That the Prez brought an end to the blight Of a Christmas that&#8217;s gone; Brought it back &#8212; a new dawn&#8230; Will he magic&#8217;lly make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3490,2897,3440,274],"class_list":["post-15040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-dept-of-interior","tag-donald-trump","tag-ryan-zinke","tag-war-on-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15040"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15044,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15040\/revisions\/15044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}