{"id":15035,"date":"2018-11-28T19:36:40","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T23:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=15035"},"modified":"2018-11-28T19:36:40","modified_gmt":"2018-11-28T23:36:40","slug":"melania-red-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/11\/28\/melania-red-trees\/","title":{"rendered":"Evergreen No More (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those poor evergreen trees have been dyed!<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re the pigment of blood, though they tried<br \/>\nTo maintain their true shade.<br \/>\nPutin-red? They need aid!<br \/>\nI&#8217;m afraid they are fit to be tied.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15036\" src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/melania-red-trees.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"274\" height=\"184\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those poor evergreen trees have been dyed! They&#8217;re the pigment of blood, though they tried To maintain their true shade. Putin-red? They need aid! I&#8217;m afraid they are fit to be tied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,1471,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3488,2897,2712,3489],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15035"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15035"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15039,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15035\/revisions\/15039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}