{"id":14994,"date":"2018-11-26T17:30:15","date_gmt":"2018-11-26T21:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14994"},"modified":"2018-11-26T17:30:15","modified_gmt":"2018-11-26T21:30:15","slug":"trump-thanks-self","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/11\/26\/trump-thanks-self\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Gives Thanks (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/administration\/417982-trump-says-hes-thankful-for-making-a-tremendous-difference-in-this\">Headline:<\/a> &#8220;Trump says he&#8217;s thankful for making a &#8216;tremendous difference in this country'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Even people whose life seems to suck<br \/>\nAct grateful today. Some thank luck.<br \/>\nSome thank friends, fam&#8217;ly, God.<br \/>\nBut a narcissist &#8212; odd &#8212;<br \/>\nLike Prez Trump thanks himself. What a schmuck!<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Alternate, Non-Thanksgiving Holiday Version:<\/p>\n<p>Even people whose life seems to suck<br \/>\nExpress gratitude. Some thank their luck.<br \/>\nSome thank friends, fam&#8217;ly, God.<br \/>\nBut a narcissist &#8212; odd &#8212;<br \/>\nLike Prez Trump thanks himself. What a schmuck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: &#8220;Trump says he&#8217;s thankful for making a &#8216;tremendous difference in this country&#8217;&#8221; Even people whose life seems to suck Act grateful today. Some thank luck. Some thank friends, fam&#8217;ly, God. But a narcissist &#8212; odd &#8212; Like Prez Trump thanks himself. What a schmuck! ***** Alternate, Non-Thanksgiving Holiday Version: Even people whose life seems [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,20,1471,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2897,3466,1699],"class_list":["post-14994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-holidays-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-donald-trump","tag-narcissist","tag-thanksgiving"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14994"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14996,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14994\/revisions\/14996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}