{"id":14948,"date":"2018-10-29T21:47:10","date_gmt":"2018-10-30T01:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14948"},"modified":"2018-10-29T22:26:25","modified_gmt":"2018-10-30T02:26:25","slug":"dow-drop-trump-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/10\/29\/dow-drop-trump-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"How Trump Marks The Market (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/business-46026309\">&#8220;US shares drop on renewed tariff threat against China&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Another bad day for the market!<br \/>\nBut needless to say, Trump won&#8217;t &#8220;Hark!&#8221; it.<br \/>\nDow&#8217;s up? He takes credit.<br \/>\nDow&#8217;s down? He will edit<br \/>\nCausation; blame Fed. (He&#8217;ll tweet-bark it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: &#8220;US shares drop on renewed tariff threat against China&#8221; Another bad day for the market! But needless to say, Trump won&#8217;t &#8220;Hark!&#8221; it. Dow&#8217;s up? He takes credit. Dow&#8217;s down? He will edit Causation; blame Fed. (He&#8217;ll tweet-bark it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,1550,44,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3455,1488,2897,3456,3249,2370,553,606,385],"class_list":["post-14948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business-humor","category-donald-trump","category-economy-humor","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-business-humor","tag-business-verse","tag-donald-trump","tag-dow-jones","tag-dow-jones-humor","tag-finance-limerick","tag-stock-market","tag-wall-street","tag-wall-street-woes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14948"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14952,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14948\/revisions\/14952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}