{"id":14889,"date":"2018-10-03T13:35:53","date_gmt":"2018-10-03T17:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14889"},"modified":"2018-10-03T13:38:15","modified_gmt":"2018-10-03T17:38:15","slug":"kavanaugh-lies-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/10\/03\/kavanaugh-lies-2\/","title":{"rendered":"How Many Lies? (Song Parody Lyrics)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With Apologies To Bob Dylan:<\/p>\n<p>How many lies can a candidate tell<br \/>\nBefore you call him a sham?<br \/>\nHow many times must Brett K lose control<br \/>\nBefore Lindsey Graham tells him, &#8220;Scram!&#8221;?<br \/>\nYes,&#8217;n&#8217; how many beers must a nominee drink<br \/>\nBefore he blacks out an assault?<br \/>\nThe answer, my friend, is blowin&#8217; in the wind.<br \/>\nThe answer is blowin&#8217; in the wind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Apologies To Bob Dylan: How many lies can a candidate tell Before you call him a sham? How many times must Brett K lose control Before Lindsey Graham tells him, &#8220;Scram!&#8221;? Yes,&#8217;n&#8217; how many beers must a nominee drink Before he blacks out an assault? The answer, my friend, is blowin&#8217; in the wind. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,10,6,7,3,9,4,13,17],"tags":[3426,3430,3429,3422,3421,2789,377,1089,3428],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14889"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14889"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14892,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14889\/revisions\/14892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}