{"id":14874,"date":"2018-09-19T18:02:28","date_gmt":"2018-09-19T22:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14874"},"modified":"2018-09-19T18:02:28","modified_gmt":"2018-09-19T22:02:28","slug":"limerick-ode-to-christine-blasey-ford","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/09\/19\/limerick-ode-to-christine-blasey-ford\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Christine Blasey Ford"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/peterdaou\/status\/1042485144853143552\">Peter Daou<\/a> for inspiring my limerick with this tweet:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Woman reports sexual assault.<br \/>\nWoman gets slimed and vilified.<br \/>\nWoman gets called a liar and opportunist.<br \/>\nWoman gets death threats and is forced to leave her home.<br \/>\nGOP MEN: Why did she wait to come forward?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>When a gal reports sexual assault,<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s reviled and she&#8217;s slimed. Oy gevalt!<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s sent death threats galore,<br \/>\nAs she gets this what-for:<br \/>\n&#8220;Why&#8217;d you wait to speak out? You&#8217;re at fault!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Peter Daou for inspiring my limerick with this tweet: Woman reports sexual assault. Woman gets slimed and vilified. Woman gets called a liar and opportunist. Woman gets death threats and is forced to leave her home. GOP MEN: Why did she wait to come forward? When a gal reports sexual assault, She&#8217;s reviled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[466,1550,20,10,2,6,3,9,13,17],"tags":[3422,3424,1288,944,2757,1278,1089,3425],"class_list":["post-14874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-judiciary","category-law","category-political-limericks","category-politics","category-republicans","category-supreme-court","category-white-house","tag-brett-kavanaugh","tag-christine-blasey-ford","tag-criminal-law","tag-sexual-assault","tag-supreme-court","tag-supreme-court-limerick","tag-us-supreme-court","tag-victimizing-victims"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14874"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14876,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14874\/revisions\/14876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}