{"id":148,"date":"2007-08-29T17:32:17","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T21:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/08\/29\/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig\/"},"modified":"2011-10-31T23:41:13","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T03:41:13","slug":"a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/08\/29\/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig\/","title":{"rendered":"A Trio Of Limericks For Gay-Bashing Senator Larry Craig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u00a0just couldn&#8217;t resist writing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.idahostatesman.com\/editorial\/story\/144614.html\">some limericks about the hypocritical, gay-bashing Senator Larry Craig<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>A Trio Of Limericks For Idaho\u00a0Senator Larry Craig<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Craig confessed to a crime in the loo<br \/>\nHe proclaims that he never would do,<br \/>\nCuz he&#8217;s straight as can be:<br \/>\nHe was just there to pee,<br \/>\nAnd perversions he&#8217;d always eschew.<\/p>\n<p>When Larry was under arrest,<br \/>\nHe was stressed, which is why he confessed.<br \/>\nAll his actions are pure<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s really demure<br \/>\nAnd not gay, except when he&#8217;s undressed.<\/p>\n<p>Larry Craig says he has a wide stance<br \/>\nIn the john when he zips down his pants:<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s an innocent man.<br \/>\nHis arrest in the can<br \/>\nWas an error, cuz Craig ain&#8217;t no nance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u00a0just couldn&#8217;t resist writing some limericks about the hypocritical, gay-bashing Senator Larry Craig: A Trio Of Limericks For Idaho\u00a0Senator Larry Craig By Madeleine Begun Kane Craig confessed to a crime in the loo He proclaims that he never would do, Cuz he&#8217;s straight as can be: He was just there to pee, And perversions he&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[68,106,6,7,3,9,12],"tags":[1694,1693,1691,2796,1692],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5746,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions\/5746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}