{"id":14601,"date":"2018-05-20T16:41:13","date_gmt":"2018-05-20T20:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14601"},"modified":"2018-05-20T16:41:13","modified_gmt":"2018-05-20T20:41:13","slug":"blame-doors-not-guns-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/05\/20\/blame-doors-not-guns-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Guns Don&#8217;t Kill People; Doors Kill People (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: <a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/3ca8c03883ed4faf854698d2affb123a\">&#8220;Texas shooting renews debate about American school design&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The gun-loving NRA faction<br \/>\nCreatively thwarts gun-law action.<br \/>\nStudents down on all fours<br \/>\nDodging death? It blames doors:<br \/>\nPrevent murder by entrance contraction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: &#8220;Texas shooting renews debate about American school design&#8221; The gun-loving NRA faction Creatively thwarts gun-law action. Students down on all fours Dodging death? It blames doors: Prevent murder by entrance contraction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[885,122,20,2548,6,7,3,9],"tags":[3314,2033,1207,2036,2244,2394],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14601"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14601"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14604,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14601\/revisions\/14604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}