{"id":1455,"date":"2009-08-21T16:39:37","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T20:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=1455"},"modified":"2009-08-21T16:42:27","modified_gmt":"2009-08-21T20:42:27","slug":"michelle-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/08\/21\/michelle-shorts\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To The White House Fashion Police"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The White House fashion police are at it again: First Lady <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajc.com\/news\/nation-world\/michelle-120356.html\">Michelle Obama was caught wearing shorts<\/a> on her way to a Grand Canyon vacation!  The horror!<\/p>\n<p>Ode To The White House Fashion Police (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Once again I just can&#8217;t help but frown<br \/>\nAt the journalists going to town:<br \/>\n&#8220;The First Lady wore shorts,&#8221;<br \/>\nBlare the breathless reports.<br \/>\nPlease Michelle, when you hike wear a gown.<\/p>\n<p><em>Related Post:<\/em> <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/03\/22\/sinewy-arms\/\">Dear Maureen Dowd, I Don\u2019t Like Your Tone<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The White House fashion police are at it again: First Lady Michelle Obama was caught wearing shorts on her way to a Grand Canyon vacation! The horror! Ode To The White House Fashion Police (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Once again I just can&#8217;t help but frown At the journalists going to town: &#8220;The First [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107,121,153,26,586,6,88,17],"tags":[432,433,854,853,855,204,2842],"class_list":["post-1455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-appearance-humor","category-feminism-humor","category-gender-politics","category-media-satire","category-michelle-obama","category-political-limericks","category-social-satire","category-white-house","tag-clothing","tag-fashion","tag-fashion-police","tag-first-lady","tag-grand-canyon","tag-media","tag-michelle-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1455"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1475,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions\/1475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}