{"id":14468,"date":"2018-03-20T18:10:17","date_gmt":"2018-03-20T22:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14468"},"modified":"2018-03-20T18:16:54","modified_gmt":"2018-03-20T22:16:54","slug":"stormy-dooms-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/03\/20\/stormy-dooms-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Donald Doomed? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This headline (and the column it quotes from) inspired my limerick: <a href=\"https:\/\/politicalwire.com\/2018\/03\/20\/how-stormy-daniels-could-doom-trumps-presidency\/\">&#8220;How Stormy Daniels Could Doom Trump\u2019s Presidency.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s porn star could doom him. The key is<br \/>\nDonald&#8217;s sluttier and sleazier than SHE is!<br \/>\nHe exults in his badness.<br \/>\nSo SLUT-scorn her? Madness!<br \/>\nIt won&#8217;t work; she&#8217;s as shameless as HE is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This headline (and the column it quotes from) inspired my limerick: &#8220;How Stormy Daniels Could Doom Trump\u2019s Presidency.&#8221; Trump&#8217;s porn star could doom him. The key is Donald&#8217;s sluttier and sleazier than SHE is! He exults in his badness. So SLUT-scorn her? Madness! It won&#8217;t work; she&#8217;s as shameless as HE is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3298,2897,3287,3286,3281,373,3280,3285,3282,3283,3284,3243],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14468"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14476,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468\/revisions\/14476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}