{"id":14458,"date":"2018-03-14T18:36:34","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T22:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14458"},"modified":"2018-03-14T19:42:29","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T23:42:29","slug":"saccone-porn-stache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/03\/14\/saccone-porn-stache\/","title":{"rendered":"A Hairy Rick Saccone Theory (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crazy-sounding, but true:<\/p>\n<p>Why did Rick Saccone&#8217;s run turned to ash?<br \/>\nWhy&#8217;d his edge disappear in a flash?<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s my fav&#8217;rite absurd<br \/>\nExcuse that I&#8217;ve heard:<br \/>\nRick Saccone &#8220;should have lost the mustache.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>From the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/democrats-are-close-to-an-upset-in-pennsylvania-that-could-have-national-implications\">Washington Examiner<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Frustrated by Saccone\u2019s performance, some Republicans have gone so far as to zero in on his mustachioed appearance.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a porn stache,\u201d said one Pennsylvania-based GOP strategist. \u201cHe should have lost the mustache.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crazy-sounding, but true: Why did Rick Saccone&#8217;s run turned to ash? Why&#8217;d his edge disappear in a flash? Here&#8217;s my fav&#8217;rite absurd Excuse that I&#8217;ve heard: Rick Saccone &#8220;should have lost the mustache.\u201d From the Washington Examiner: Frustrated by Saccone\u2019s performance, some Republicans have gone so far as to zero in on his mustachioed appearance. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,15,21,14,6,7,3],"tags":[701,3296,3295,1921,3294],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14458"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14458"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14460,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14458\/revisions\/14460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}