{"id":14455,"date":"2018-03-14T17:11:36","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T21:11:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14455"},"modified":"2018-03-14T17:28:08","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T21:28:08","slug":"trump-dumps-cabinet-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/03\/14\/trump-dumps-cabinet-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Turnover In Trump-Land  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <a href=\"https:\/\/politicalwire.com\/2018\/03\/14\/trump-tires-of-his-cabinet\/\">headline<\/a> cries out for a limerick:  &#8220;Trump Tires of His Cabinet&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sick of my Cab&#8217;net, says Trump.<br \/>\nDead weight&#8217;s got me stuck in a slump.<br \/>\nMy key to success is<br \/>\nA team shouting yeses.<br \/>\nDump &#8217;em all! Watch my poll numbers jump!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This headline cries out for a limerick: &#8220;Trump Tires of His Cabinet&#8221; I&#8217;m sick of my Cab&#8217;net, says Trump. Dead weight&#8217;s got me stuck in a slump. My key to success is A team shouting yeses. Dump &#8217;em all! Watch my poll numbers jump!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3293,2897,3292],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14455"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14455"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14457,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14455\/revisions\/14457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}