{"id":14423,"date":"2018-03-07T16:23:37","date_gmt":"2018-03-07T20:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14423"},"modified":"2018-03-07T16:23:37","modified_gmt":"2018-03-07T20:23:37","slug":"trump-seeks-perfection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/03\/07\/trump-seeks-perfection\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Pens Another Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve probably seen this <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump\/status\/971006379375972354\">Trump tweet<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Wrong! People will always come &#038; go, and I want strong dialogue before making a final decision. I still have some people that I want to change (always seeking perfection). There is no Chaos, only great Energy!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But I&#8217;ll bet you haven&#8217;t read his latest limerick:<\/p>\n<p>All those stories of CHAOS are FAKE!<br \/>\nWhite House turn-over&#8217;s great! No mistake!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been seeking perfection<br \/>\nIn staffer selection.<br \/>\nClaiming otherwise makes you a snake!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve probably seen this Trump tweet: The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Wrong! People will always come &#038; go, and I want strong dialogue before making a final decision. I still have some people that I want to change (always seeking perfection). There is no Chaos, only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3279,2897,3260],"class_list":["post-14423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-chaos","tag-donald-trump","tag-trump-staffers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14423"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14428,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14423\/revisions\/14428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}