{"id":14403,"date":"2018-02-26T19:36:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-26T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14403"},"modified":"2018-02-26T19:36:00","modified_gmt":"2018-02-26T23:36:00","slug":"trump-bravery-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/02\/26\/trump-bravery-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Brave Oval Knave (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2018\/02\/26\/politics\/trump-florida-school-without-a-weapon\/index.html\">CNN headline<\/a> cries out for a limerick: &#8220;Trump on Florida shooting: &#8216;I really believe I&#8217;d run in there, even if I didn&#8217;t have a weapon'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dear Donald: How lovely to know<br \/>\nThat you&#8217;d bravely and willingly go<br \/>\nT&#8217;wards a gunman to save<br \/>\nHigh school students!  You knave,<br \/>\nHow&#8217;re those bone spurs of yours? What a schmo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This CNN headline cries out for a limerick: &#8220;Trump on Florida shooting: &#8216;I really believe I&#8217;d run in there, even if I didn&#8217;t have a weapon&#8217;&#8221; Dear Donald: How lovely to know That you&#8217;d bravely and willingly go T&#8217;wards a gunman to save High school students! You knave, How&#8217;re those bone spurs of yours? What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[466,1550,885,122,20,6,7,3,9],"tags":[3269,2710,2897,1303,2911,3263,2033,1207,2034,2036,3264,2244,3265,1706,2394,889,2000,3205],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14403"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14403"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14405,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14403\/revisions\/14405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}