{"id":14364,"date":"2018-02-02T21:12:17","date_gmt":"2018-02-03T01:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14364"},"modified":"2018-02-05T17:57:31","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T21:57:31","slug":"dow-down-666-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/02\/02\/dow-down-666-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Devil In The Oval? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the market is up, Donald crows<br \/>\nAnd boasts about HIS market close.<br \/>\nNow it&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/sections\/thetwo-way\/2018\/02\/02\/582809604\/dow-plummets-more-550-points\">down &#8220;666,&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\nBut Trump&#8217;s got a fix:<br \/>\nOnly mention the DOW when it grows.<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/>\nAlternative Version:<\/p>\n<p>When the market is up, Donald crows<br \/>\nAnd boasts about HIS market close.<br \/>\nWith a huge diminution,<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s Donald&#8217;s solution:<br \/>\nOnly mention the DOW when it grows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the market is up, Donald crows And boasts about HIS market close. Now it&#8217;s down &#8220;666,&#8221; But Trump&#8217;s got a fix: Only mention the DOW when it grows. ***** Alternative Version: When the market is up, Donald crows And boasts about HIS market close. With a huge diminution, Here&#8217;s Donald&#8217;s solution: Only mention the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,1550,114,20,6,7,3,9,540,17],"tags":[2897,3249,386,553,690,606,385],"class_list":["post-14364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business-humor","category-donald-trump","category-fiscal-policy","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-stock-market-humor","category-white-house","tag-donald-trump","tag-dow-jones-humor","tag-financial-verse","tag-stock-market","tag-stocks","tag-wall-street","tag-wall-street-woes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14364"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14378,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14364\/revisions\/14378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}