{"id":14357,"date":"2018-01-30T21:10:02","date_gmt":"2018-01-31T01:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14357"},"modified":"2018-01-30T21:10:02","modified_gmt":"2018-01-31T01:10:02","slug":"mitch-v-mueller-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/01\/30\/mitch-v-mueller-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitch v. Mueller (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of today&#8217;s many annoying headlines: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/articles\/2018-01-30\/mcconnell-sees-no-need-to-protect-mueller-from-president-trump\">&#8220;McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>No need to shield Mueller, says Mitch.<br \/>\nNo chance he&#8217;ll be tossed in a ditch.<br \/>\nUndermine him? You jest!<br \/>\nNo one has such a quest!<br \/>\nAnd if something goes wrong?  Life&#8217;s a bitch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of today&#8217;s many annoying headlines: &#8220;McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump&#8221; No need to shield Mueller, says Mitch. No chance he&#8217;ll be tossed in a ditch. Undermine him? You jest! No one has such a quest! And if something goes wrong? Life&#8217;s a bitch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,1550,21,20,1445,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2897,2889,3133],"class_list":["post-14357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-mitch-mcconnell","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-donald-trump","tag-mitch-mcconnell","tag-robert-mueller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14357"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14360,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14357\/revisions\/14360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}