{"id":14314,"date":"2018-01-09T16:40:35","date_gmt":"2018-01-09T20:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14314"},"modified":"2018-01-09T21:24:48","modified_gmt":"2018-01-10T01:24:48","slug":"trump-oprah-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2018\/01\/09\/trump-oprah-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump’s Now and Future Limericks"},"content":{"rendered":"

You probably know that Trump’s chimed in on the “Oprah presidential run” conversation.<\/a> But did you also know that Trump’s already composed two Oprah limericks — one for this year and one for 2020? <\/p>\n

Fortunately for my readers, I managed to get hold of the only copy: <\/p>\n

Trump’s 2018 Limerick:<\/p>\n

Though Oprah’s unlikely to run,
\nI’ll beat her and have lots of fun.
\nI know her real well
\nAnd I think that she’s swell,
\nBut she’ll surely be YUUUGELY outdone.<\/p>\n

Trump’s 2020 Limerick:<\/p>\n

Dopey Oprah is sorry she ran.
\nBeing prez is a job for a man.
\nAnd besides, it’s not clear
\nShe was even born here.
\nShe’s a mopey old flash in the pan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You probably know that Trump’s chimed in on the “Oprah presidential run” conversation. But did you also know that Trump’s already composed two Oprah limericks — one for this year and one for 2020? Fortunately for my readers, I managed to get hold of the only copy: Trump’s 2018 Limerick: Though Oprah’s unlikely to run, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,1550,21,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2897,194,3228],"class_list":["post-14314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-oprah-winfrey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14314"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14324,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14314\/revisions\/14324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}