{"id":14185,"date":"2017-10-11T15:36:55","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T19:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14185"},"modified":"2017-10-11T21:03:42","modified_gmt":"2017-10-12T01:03:42","slug":"trump-insecure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/10\/11\/trump-insecure\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Our Braggart-In-Chief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How sad that Trump&#8217;s sooooo insecure,<br \/>\nSuch a braggart and bully and boor.<br \/>\nSome were hoping he&#8217;d grow<br \/>\nIn the Oval, but no&#8230;<br \/>\nThough there&#8217;s MORE of the &#8220;man&#8221; to endure.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Headline: &#8220;A pair of crises tests Trump\u2019s presidential empathy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Testing Trump&#8217;s empathy is like testing a jellyfish&#8217;s spine.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Headline &#8220;Democrats Seek to Make Ryan a Villain&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t Ryan ALREADY a VILLAIN?<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Like Trump and his supporters, I too miss the good old days  &#8212; days when somebody else (even Dubya) was occupying the Oval.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Trump: &#8216;Disgusting&#8217; press able to write whatever it wants&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: Disgusting president able to say whatever he wants.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>How I long for the good old days when our policy of containment dealt with foreign enemies; NOT the threat who&#8217;s occupying the Oval!<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jimmy Carter offers to hold peace talks with Kim Jong Un&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How about holding peace talks with Trump\/Corker or Trump\/Tillerson?<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Since Trump&#8217;s so obsessed with size (Little Marco, Liddle Bob) from now on I&#8217;m calling him Tubby Trump. <\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pence Walks Out of Game Over Anthem Protest&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Headline SHOULD Read: &#8220;Pence Wastes Taxpayers&#8217; Dollars Staging Sham Walk-Out&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Offended by birth control and gays? No problem!<\/p>\n<p>Trump\/Sessions Doctrine: Religious freedom means freedom to discriminate.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Breaking News: &#8220;State Dept: Tillerson did not call Trump &#8216;moron'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s factually true; he actually called him &#8220;fucking moron.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Headline: &#8220;Most Partisans Have Few Friends In Other Party&#8221;<br \/>\nCould it be all that stress from dealing with RELATIVES in other party?<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How sad that Trump&#8217;s sooooo insecure, Such a braggart and bully and boor. Some were hoping he&#8217;d grow In the Oval, but no&#8230; Though there&#8217;s MORE of the &#8220;man&#8221; to endure. ***** Headline: &#8220;A pair of crises tests Trump\u2019s presidential empathy&#8221; Testing Trump&#8217;s empathy is like testing a jellyfish&#8217;s spine. ***** Headline &#8220;Democrats Seek to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2897,589,2747,2761],"class_list":["post-14185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-donald-trump","tag-oval-office","tag-president-trump","tag-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14185"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14189,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14185\/revisions\/14189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}