Parody Dialogue (I’m almost positive it never took place.)<\/p>\n
TRUMP: You’re to hold an immediate press conference and announce that you NEVER called me a “moron.”<\/p>\n
TILLERSON: “Never’s” a strong word.<\/p>\n
TRUMP: And that of all 50 U.S. presidents, I’m the smartest.<\/p>\n
TILLERSON: We’ve been through this before, sir: 50 states. 45 presidents. That’s why we call you “45.”<\/p>\n
TRUMP: I know that!<\/p>\n
TILLERSON: Anything else sir? Perhaps I should say you have a 180 IQ.<\/p>\n
TRUMP: Good idea, but make it 200.<\/p>\n
TILLERSON: I was being sarc…<\/p>\n
TRUMP: In fact, make it an even 225.<\/p>\n
TRUMP: (Turning to General Kelly) You see? Now THAT’S how you negotiate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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