*****<\/p>\n
Politico Headline of the Day: “Trump takes on a new cause: ‘Make the United Nations great'”<\/p>\n
I don’t think we can take any more greatness.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
This headline deserves a limerick: “Price cut \u2014 Health Secy quits after Trump complains of travel \u2018optics\u2019”<\/p>\n
Price is OUT! Why is Donald so mad?
\nIt’s NOT that Tom’s plane use was bad.
\nYes those charters were pricey,
\nBut THAT’S not what’s dicey;
\nTrump’s upset by the “optics.” Egad!<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Trump’s hired a notoriously poor succession of personal lawyers since RussiaGate began. My limerick explains why. <\/p>\n
The best lawyers prefer to be paid
\nYUUUUGE fees, right on time, for their aid,
\nAnd they’re bound to be miffed
\nWhen they find themselves stiffed…
\nWhich explains why Trump’s DON’T make the grade.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
A 2-verse limerick about Trump’s retweeting a vile animation, described here by the LA Times:<\/p>\n
“In the first part of the animation Trump retweeted on Sunday, the president is seen in golf attire, teeing off. The second shows footage of Clinton tripping as she boards a plane, with the video altered to show her being struck in the back with a golf ball.”<\/p>\n
What’s it take to make Donald feel tough,
\nLike a fellow who has the right stuff?
\nBeing seen with a swing
\nThat’s so strong, he can fling
\nA ball, knocking Hill to her duff.<\/p>\n
Nothing else can explain his retweet
\nOf a golf gif that Donald finds neat–
\nAnimation conveying
\nMisogyny saying:
\nStriking women at will can’t be beat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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