{"id":14150,"date":"2017-09-28T23:12:46","date_gmt":"2017-09-29T03:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14150"},"modified":"2017-09-30T20:56:31","modified_gmt":"2017-10-01T00:56:31","slug":"trump-kneeling-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/09\/28\/trump-kneeling-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Quintet Of  Limericks &#038; Some Quips about Trump, the NFL, Kneeling, &#038; Fake Patriotism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*****<br \/>\nDear Donald: Ballplayers have a 1st amendment right to peacefully protest racism, just as you have a 1st amendment right to make an ass of yourself on Twitter.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>You must stand for the flag; don&#8217;t go kneeling!<br \/>\nSuch a &#8220;diss&#8221; at a game sends Trump reeling.<br \/>\nHow he&#8217;ll rant and he&#8217;ll rage!<br \/>\nI suspect at his age<br \/>\nTrump can&#8217;t bend without fainting or squealing.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Neo-Nazis can protest at will,<br \/>\nWielding arms as they menace and kill.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s just fine with Prez Trump.<br \/>\nBut black athletes? He&#8217;d dump<br \/>\n \u2019Em for kneeling; he treats &#8217;em like swill.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Trump Tweet: &#8220;The issue of kneeling has nothing to do with race. It is about respect for our Country, Flag and National Anthem. NFL must respect this!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And now some edits for accuracy:<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;The issue of kneeling has EVERYTHING to do with race. It is about respect for TRUMP! NFL must respect ME!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Being Jewish, I know little about kneeling &#8230; except that it hurts.<\/p>\n<p>Why is church kneeling good, but field kneeling a &#8220;diss?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s been having one hell of a day;<br \/>\nEach athlete and flag-tweet foray<br \/>\nRan aground with a thud,<br \/>\nLike turds in the mud.<br \/>\nFormer allies are fleeing him. YAY!<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been waiting anxiously for evidence of Trump-voter remorse.<\/p>\n<p>But I never expected it to come from Trump-donor team owners!<\/p>\n<p>******<\/p>\n<p>Despite Kelly&#8217;s strong will and precision,<br \/>\nThe Donald needs MORE supervision;<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s divisive and worse.<br \/>\nHence my need to write verse<br \/>\nAnd provide him with well-earned derision.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t catch. I can&#8217;t run. I can&#8217;t throw.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve no clue where those ball things should go.<br \/>\nBut the Donald&#8217;s a tease,<br \/>\nAnd his sports-feud re knees<br \/>\nAnd flags makes me yearn to go pro.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>***** Dear Donald: Ballplayers have a 1st amendment right to peacefully protest racism, just as you have a 1st amendment right to make an ass of yourself on Twitter. ***** You must stand for the flag; don&#8217;t go kneeling! Such a &#8220;diss&#8221; at a game sends Trump reeling. How he&#8217;ll rant and he&#8217;ll rage! I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20,1349,6,7,3,9],"tags":[3166,3169,3167,397,250,3168],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14150"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14150"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14165,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14150\/revisions\/14165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}