{"id":14024,"date":"2017-05-28T22:17:07","date_gmt":"2017-05-29T02:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=14024"},"modified":"2017-05-28T22:17:07","modified_gmt":"2017-05-29T02:17:07","slug":"trump-stamina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/05\/28\/trump-stamina\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s Sicilian Stamina (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I&#8217;m reminded that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/trump-golf-cart-g7-sicily-2017-5\">Trump took an electric golf cart ride,<\/a> instead of strolling with European leaders in Sicily, I laugh out loud.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Trump, were you feeling too weak<br \/>\nTo take a brief stroll cheek to cheek<br \/>\nWith European heads?<br \/>\nRiding golf cart instead&#8217;s<br \/>\nMade you look like a peaked, aging sheik.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I&#8217;m reminded that Trump took an electric golf cart ride, instead of strolling with European leaders in Sicily, I laugh out loud. Mr. Trump, were you feeling too weak To take a brief stroll cheek to cheek With European heads? Riding golf cart instead&#8217;s Made you look like a peaked, aging sheik.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3118,3114,3116,3119,3117,3111,3115,2681,3120],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14024"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14024"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14032,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14024\/revisions\/14032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}