{"id":13994,"date":"2017-05-17T19:31:56","date_gmt":"2017-05-17T23:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13994"},"modified":"2017-05-17T19:31:56","modified_gmt":"2017-05-17T23:31:56","slug":"trump-grad-speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/05\/17\/trump-grad-speech\/","title":{"rendered":"Our &#8220;Woe Is Me&#8221; President (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Donald pretends to be gritty,<br \/>\nBut instead he is filled with self-pity.<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2017\/05\/17\/politics\/trump-coast-guard-speech\/\">worst-treated pol<\/a><br \/>\nIn his&#8217;try,&#8221; he&#8217;ll bawl.<br \/>\nTrump&#8217;s dignity (bitty) ain&#8217;t pretty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Donald pretends to be gritty, But instead he is filled with self-pity. &#8220;I&#8217;m the worst-treated pol In his&#8217;try,&#8221; he&#8217;ll bawl. Trump&#8217;s dignity (bitty) ain&#8217;t pretty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,6,1120,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3017,2897,3105,2681],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13994"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13994"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13999,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13994\/revisions\/13999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}