{"id":13969,"date":"2017-05-09T18:12:12","date_gmt":"2017-05-09T22:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13969"},"modified":"2017-05-09T18:12:12","modified_gmt":"2017-05-09T22:12:12","slug":"trump-exercise-will-kill-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/05\/09\/trump-exercise-will-kill-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Exercises His Right Not To Exercise (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A headline like this one demands a limerick: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vox.com\/science-and-health\/2017\/5\/9\/15590962\/donald-trump-thinks-exercise-will-kill-you\">&#8220;Donald Trump thinks exercise will kill you.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Will exercise kill you? The guy<br \/>\nIn the Oval believes it. That&#8217;s why<br \/>\nDonald looks like he looks.<br \/>\n(I&#8217;d been blaming his cooks.)<br \/>\nThis explains why to VEEP Pence said &#8220;AYE!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A headline like this one demands a limerick: &#8220;Donald Trump thinks exercise will kill you.&#8221; Will exercise kill you? The guy In the Oval believes it. That&#8217;s why Donald looks like he looks. (I&#8217;d been blaming his cooks.) This explains why to VEEP Pence said &#8220;AYE!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,52,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2897,3097,842,2747],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13969"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13969"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13972,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13969\/revisions\/13972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}