{"id":13965,"date":"2017-05-09T17:17:30","date_gmt":"2017-05-09T21:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13965"},"modified":"2017-05-09T17:17:30","modified_gmt":"2017-05-09T21:17:30","slug":"trump-hiding-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/05\/09\/trump-hiding-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"AWOL Trump? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to CNN, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/brianstelter\/status\/862037521462472704\">Trump&#8217;s been out of sight<\/a> for five straight days.<\/p>\n<p>Dear Donald: You sick? We&#8217;re concerned<br \/>\nCuz for five lengthy days you have spurned<br \/>\nAll public events.<br \/>\nAre you feverish? Tense?<br \/>\nSimply taking a respite unearned?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to CNN, Trump&#8217;s been out of sight for five straight days. Dear Donald: You sick? We&#8217;re concerned Cuz for five lengthy days you have spurned All public events. Are you feverish? Tense? Simply taking a respite unearned?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2747,2528,2681],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13965"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13965"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13968,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13965\/revisions\/13968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}