{"id":13903,"date":"2017-04-22T19:28:34","date_gmt":"2017-04-22T23:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13903"},"modified":"2017-04-22T19:28:34","modified_gmt":"2017-04-22T23:28:34","slug":"alex-jones-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/04\/22\/alex-jones-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Alex Jones (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdarcy\/status\/855495474396237825\">Alex Jones request<\/a>, apparently made without any sense of irony:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Alex Jones releases statement on his ongoing custody trial: &#8216;I urge the press to be respectful and responsible.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dear Alex, you threw us a curve<br \/>\nAnd proved you still have quite the nerve<br \/>\nIn requesting respect.<br \/>\nHope the press will elect<br \/>\nTo bestow the respect you deserve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Alex Jones request, apparently made without any sense of irony: &#8220;Alex Jones releases statement on his ongoing custody trial: &#8216;I urge the press to be respectful and responsible.&#8217;&#8221; Dear Alex, you threw us a curve And proved you still have quite the nerve In requesting respect. Hope the press will elect To bestow the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[159,26,6],"tags":[3068,522,3069,204,205],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13903"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13903"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13905,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13903\/revisions\/13905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}