{"id":13808,"date":"2017-03-28T17:11:33","date_gmt":"2017-03-28T21:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13808"},"modified":"2017-03-28T18:03:54","modified_gmt":"2017-03-28T22:03:54","slug":"trump-pricey-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/03\/28\/trump-pricey-wall\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Trump Plastered?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trump claims that he never drinks alcohol. But proposing to spend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2017\/03\/27\/politics\/trump-border-wall-cost-distance\/index.html\">one billion dollars on 62 miles of wall<\/a> is surely proof he&#8217;s plastered:<\/p>\n<p>This ludicrous price won&#8217;t draw smiles:<br \/>\nOne billion for sixty-two miles<br \/>\nOf Trump&#8217;s Mexican wall?<br \/>\nYes that&#8217;s dollars! Stand tall:<br \/>\nNot one dime for his worthless shit piles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trump claims that he never drinks alcohol. But proposing to spend one billion dollars on 62 miles of wall is surely proof he&#8217;s plastered: This ludicrous price won&#8217;t draw smiles: One billion for sixty-two miles Of Trump&#8217;s Mexican wall? Yes that&#8217;s dollars! Stand tall: Not one dime for his worthless shit piles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,114,20,116,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3043,1546,2897,1562,3042,2799,3016],"class_list":["post-13808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-fiscal-policy","category-gop-humor","category-mexico-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-border-wall","tag-budget-limerick","tag-donald-trump","tag-federal-budget","tag-mexican-wall","tag-mexico-humor","tag-wall"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13808"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13815,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13808\/revisions\/13815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}