{"id":13760,"date":"2017-03-20T15:13:32","date_gmt":"2017-03-20T19:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13760"},"modified":"2017-03-20T15:13:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-20T19:13:32","slug":"pete-sessions-town-hall-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/03\/20\/pete-sessions-town-hall-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Pete Sessions&#8217; Bad Session (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Texas Republican <a href=\"https:\/\/www.texastribune.org\/2017\/03\/18\/us-rep-pete-sessions-faces-rowdy-town-hall\/\">Pete Sessions<\/a> doesn&#8217;t seem all that good at handling a crowd of angry constituents. At a rowdy town hall, he responded with this gem:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I know why you\u2019re so frustrated: You don\u2019t know how to listen. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Pete Sessions&#8217; town hall was immersed<br \/>\nIn constituent wrath, so he burst:<br \/>\n&#8220;You don&#8217;t know how to listen!&#8221;<br \/>\n(Flop sweat all a-glisten.)<br \/>\nIt seems Pete has things slightly reversed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Texas Republican Pete Sessions doesn&#8217;t seem all that good at handling a crowd of angry constituents. At a rowdy town hall, he responded with this gem: I know why you\u2019re so frustrated: You don\u2019t know how to listen. Pete Sessions&#8217; town hall was immersed In constituent wrath, so he burst: &#8220;You don&#8217;t know how to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,689,6,7,3,9,611,17],"tags":[2897,2847,2844,829],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13760"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13760"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13765,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13760\/revisions\/13765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}