{"id":13656,"date":"2017-02-27T16:28:01","date_gmt":"2017-02-27T20:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13656"},"modified":"2017-02-27T18:42:17","modified_gmt":"2017-02-27T22:42:17","slug":"trump-congressional-address","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/02\/27\/trump-congressional-address\/","title":{"rendered":"Bracing For Trump&#8217;s Speech To Congress (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although Trump has circulated a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/blogs\/donald-trump-administration\/2017\/02\/trump-speech-congress-2017-talking-points-235438\">bullet point outline<\/a> of tomorrow night&#8217;s speech, here&#8217;s what I&#8217;m expecting:<\/p>\n<p>Please get ready for Donald to speak<br \/>\nBefore Congress on Tuesday this week,<br \/>\nWhere he&#8217;ll beef about press<br \/>\nAnd he\u2019ll shriek \u201cWe\u2019re a mess,<br \/>\nOnly I can address!&#8221; (That\u2019s my \u201cleak.\u201d)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although Trump has circulated a bullet point outline of tomorrow night&#8217;s speech, here&#8217;s what I&#8217;m expecting: Please get ready for Donald to speak Before Congress on Tuesday this week, Where he&#8217;ll beef about press And he\u2019ll shriek \u201cWe\u2019re a mess, Only I can address!&#8221; (That\u2019s my \u201cleak.\u201d)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,1550,20,6,1120,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3005,2747,2681],"class_list":["post-13656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-congress","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-speeches","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-congressional-address","tag-president-trump","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13656"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13662,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13656\/revisions\/13662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}