{"id":13634,"date":"2017-02-16T16:55:01","date_gmt":"2017-02-16T20:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13634"},"modified":"2017-02-16T16:56:06","modified_gmt":"2017-02-16T20:56:06","slug":"trumps-sump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/02\/16\/trumps-sump\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s &#8220;Fine-Tuned Machine&#8221; Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"https:\/\/politicalwire.com\/2017\/02\/16\/trump-holds-press-conference\/\">&#8220;fine-tuned machine&#8221;<\/a> &#8212; that&#8217;s how Trump<br \/>\nSays his White House is running. That shlump<br \/>\nLies as much as he breathes,<br \/>\nAs with venom he&#8217;s seethes,<br \/>\nWhile rebranding the White House: &#8220;Trump&#8217;s Sump.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A &#8220;fine-tuned machine&#8221; &#8212; that&#8217;s how Trump Says his White House is running. That shlump Lies as much as he breathes, As with venom he&#8217;s seethes, While rebranding the White House: &#8220;Trump&#8217;s Sump.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2933,2988,2747,600,2681,3000],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13634"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13634"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13637,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13634\/revisions\/13637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}