{"id":13527,"date":"2017-01-17T17:15:19","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T21:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13527"},"modified":"2017-01-17T17:16:15","modified_gmt":"2017-01-17T21:16:15","slug":"trump-inaugural-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/01\/17\/trump-inaugural-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s D-List Inaugural (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Donald! Inaug&#8217;ral arenas<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t lure stars. (Time to laugh like hyenas.)<br \/>\nEntertainer-Trump&#8217;s failed.<br \/>\nEven<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/news\/bruce-springsteen-cover-band-drops-out-of-donald-trump-party-w461203\"> B-Street Band&#8217;s bailed<\/a>!<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s my modest proposal: Subpoenas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Donald! Inaug&#8217;ral arenas Can&#8217;t lure stars. (Time to laugh like hyenas.) Entertainer-Trump&#8217;s failed. Even B-Street Band&#8217;s bailed! Here&#8217;s my modest proposal: Subpoenas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,21,54,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2897,2972,2971,2747],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13527"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13527"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13531,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13527\/revisions\/13531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}