{"id":135,"date":"2007-07-24T18:26:35","date_gmt":"2007-07-24T22:26:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/07\/24\/every-bushies-testimony-summed-up-in-a-single-limerick\/"},"modified":"2007-07-24T20:16:22","modified_gmt":"2007-07-25T00:16:22","slug":"every-bushies-testimony-summed-up-in-a-single-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/07\/24\/every-bushies-testimony-summed-up-in-a-single-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Every Bushie&#8217;s Testimony Summed Up In A Single Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.washingtonpost.com\/benchconference\/2007\/07\/post_39.html?hpid=topnews\">Alberto Gonzales<\/a> is but one of the Bushie liars and Bush enablers\u00a0whose Congressional hearing testimony can be summarized by this limerick:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Every Bushie&#8217;s Testimony Summed Up In A Single Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t recall, don&#8217;t remember, can&#8217;t say<br \/>\nWhat I did or I said on that day.<br \/>\nBut I happily swear<br \/>\nOn the life of <em>ma m\u00e8re<\/em>,<br \/>\nI did nothing that&#8217;s wrongful.\u00a0 No way!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(You can find more of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/gonzales_humor.html\">Gonzales satire here<\/a>, my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/legalhumor.html\">legal humor here,<\/a> and my\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/poetry.html\">limericks and other satirical verse here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> Don&#8217;t forget to vote in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/07\/22\/political-madness-bush-impeachment-poll\/\">Bush Impeachment Poll!<\/a> [tags]Bushies, Liars, Congressional Testimony, Senate Testimony, House Testimony, Senate Hearings, House Hearings, Deposition Humor, Subpoena Satire, Bush Cheney Administration, Bush Enablers, Convenient Memory, Alberto Gonzales, Gonzo, Liars[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alberto Gonzales is but one of the Bushie liars and Bush enablers\u00a0whose Congressional hearing testimony can be summarized by this limerick:\u00a0 Every Bushie&#8217;s Testimony Summed Up In A Single Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;Don&#8217;t recall, don&#8217;t remember, can&#8217;t say What I did or I said on that day. But I happily swear On the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92,15,50,8,20,14,6,7,3,9,12,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alberto-gonzales","category-congress","category-corruption-humor","category-george-bush","category-gop-humor","category-house","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-senate","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}