{"id":13489,"date":"2017-01-11T18:19:22","date_gmt":"2017-01-11T22:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13489"},"modified":"2017-01-11T18:21:33","modified_gmt":"2017-01-11T22:21:33","slug":"trump-germaphobe-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2017\/01\/11\/trump-germaphobe-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump’s “Germaphobe” Defense (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

According to Trump, certain salacious sexual allegations about him couldn’t be true because he’s a “germaphobe.”<\/a><\/p>\n

“Golden showers?” Who, me? There’s no way
\nI’d engage in such practice. Nyet! Nay!
\nDodging germs would be tricky.
\nThey’re sticky and icky–
\nNot as good a quick, sterile lay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

According to Trump, certain salacious sexual allegations about him couldn’t be true because he’s a “germaphobe.” “Golden showers?” Who, me? There’s no way I’d engage in such practice. Nyet! Nay! Dodging germs would be tricky. They’re sticky and icky– Not as good a quick, sterile lay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2964,2897,1597,2963,2747,319],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13489"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13489"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13495,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13489\/revisions\/13495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}