{"id":133,"date":"2007-07-21T05:35:02","date_gmt":"2007-07-21T09:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/07\/21\/probing-question-haiku\/"},"modified":"2007-07-21T17:47:57","modified_gmt":"2007-07-21T21:47:57","slug":"probing-question-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/07\/21\/probing-question-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Probing Question (Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Requisite <a href=\"http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2007\/07\/20\/cheney-to-become-presidentbriefly\/\">Bush colonoscopy<\/a> snark:<\/p>\n<p>Dick Cheney&#8217;s in charge<br \/>\nWhile George Bush is unconscious.<br \/>\nHow&#8217;s this day different&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/news_haiku.html\">more of my news haiku here.<\/a>) [tags]President Bush, VP Cheney, Bush Colonoscopy, Bush Snark, Politics Haiku\u00a0[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Requisite Bush colonoscopy snark: Dick Cheney&#8217;s in charge While George Bush is unconscious. How&#8217;s this day different&#8230;? (You can find more of my news haiku here.) [tags]President Bush, VP Cheney, Bush Colonoscopy, Bush Snark, Politics Haiku\u00a0[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,8,20,52,5,71,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dick-cheney","category-george-bush","category-gop-humor","category-health-satire","category-news-haiku","category-political-haiku","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}